5:02: Big Brother comes into the living room and made an announcement: “Good NIGHT,” he said.
“???” we said.
BB proceeded to explain that the sooner he went to sleep, the faster time would go and the sooner Christmas would be here. He didn’t need dinner, he didn’t want to read any longer, he didn’t even want pajamas on. (We did make him get his breathing treatment and brush his teeth.)
8:15: This is when BB actually settled down enough to go to sleep.
Aiy aiy aiy!